myindiangenocide:

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

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dersekingdom:

Two days ago I had some vodka.. And then ..

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No matter how badly someone treats you, don’t retaliate how they want. Smile sweetly, be happy and forget about them.

advice from my mama. (via deltasfinest)

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unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

bread-loafs:

drunkdilf:

isn’t it weird to think that most people you know had sex? that cute old lady sitting next to you on the bus? prob choked on a dick at one point in her life

Every time I read this it gets funnier

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